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roachpatrol:

mogifire:

friend

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

jayelysseeeee:

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS OKAY

Augusten Burroughs, Dry
(via wnq-writers)

“ I think I love him, but I also think that you can love people who aren’t good for you. ”

samann98:

Care for some shrimp?

ra-ra-kipling:

But we go together, you always said that, like pancakes and syrup.

safonas:

you know there’s a reason i go by shaolin fantastic, right? because you’re a superhero? because people don’t need to know everything about me.

blessthcfloor:

Shao calling Ra Sun God was the best thing to happen in the history of ever

kushandwizdom:

🌟

hardyness:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → The locals call it the Swooping Evil. 

Not the friendliest of names. It’s quite an agile fellow.